by J.Floan Sun May 01, 2011 9:23 am
( G-Rated my friend, G-Rated. lol)
* I Pull up the dirt road, through the gates to my ranch and eventually come to my garage. I notice there is a strange car I have never seen before there, and my dogs they arent barking or anything So i get a little nervous and I et out shut the door, take my portable radio with me and start walking around the property to see whats going on. I start walking around back and notice a strange man there. *
' Excuse me, who the hell are u and give me 1 reason not to shoot you right now for being on my property. '
Man: im sorry my name is Johnathan Whirler and Im with Metro Realty, I have received your application to purchase more land than your acres that you already own and I wanted to personally tell you that your application has been accepted. So congratulations you now own an additional 600 Acres. '
Me: Oh.... I apologize, out here in the country we dont usually get visitors like this, would you like to come in?
Man: No no thank you I must be going but Here is the deed for the additional acres.
Me: Thank you very much and u have a safe drive back to Civilization lol.
* I take the deed and run into the house quite happy with myself, the man drives off and I immediatly get on the phone calling people over for a BBQ. *