Bus hostage situation, use extreme caution...

Several urgent 911 calls received regarding stopped school bus with armed individual shouting demands. Reports are a dozen or so passengers, unresponsive driver, shattered window. Suspect appears to be large purple dinosaur with semi automatic rifle and level III body armor.

Off duty officer notifies dispatch suspect is intoxicated ad appears to be disgruntled with Riff and B.J., claiming they are both having an relationship with Baby Bop and not only does it violate their contracts but that he was there first and therefore entitled to first dibs.

Also, Willy Wonka is drowning in a chocolate lake.

You have 30 seconds to decide which incident to respond to.

Shift, I'm going to wait for the District Chief to call this one in with some more...reliable...information. There's already another terrorist attack on a bus that we're dealing with.

What units are needed if needed?

Spam.

Roger that, Bridwell. We'll see what the Dist. Chief will do about this.

Barney has killed 3 hostages, and no units on scene yet. Mayhem on streets and good job, Wonka is now on the bottom of a lake of chocolate.

Some first responders YOU guys are.

Im pretty sure I thought of stuff like this when I was 5. All units be advised TAC officer Bridwell is canceling this call, return to normal duties.

I want all ert people to stop posting in here right now untill Burke can handle this.

Z. Ridgeback wrote:What units are needed if needed?

EVERYONE STOP POSTING. RIDGEBACK TO MY OFFICE.


THIS IS THE LINE. DO NOT CROSS IT

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Ridgeback, do not report to garcia's office, you are to report to mine. This is not regarding pumper-11 so you're in my jurisdiction. I'll be speaking with you once the actual terror call is finished.